Can you See me? This is moi sunbathing in our back yard.....believe it or not, Daddy is laying in the full sun about 20 feet from me. I should be nearer to him but I just can't stand the heat....it bleaches my hair....and an Australian Princess can't be a beached out bum slut.
But I'm torn because I want to be as close as possible to Daddy when he's home.
He needs me near him all the time. Otherwise, seriously, what would he do? He can't get up without me sticking my nose in his face at exactly 5:50 a.m. every day. He can't watch TV unless I am right next to his chair. I even have to check on him every hour or so and lick his head--just to make sure he's awake!! He can't go to the bathroom unless I am right at his feet or right outside the shower when he is there. I even have to make him watch ME do by royal duties--otherwise he'd be bored....
Geez! These humans are just so helpless!!
