I tried to talk with him....This where I want to sleep. As you can see, it's quite a natural fit for a Princess like moi....
I even tried to be "Cute" which I don't like to revert to but it's oh, so effective usually....
Then I finally just played like I was asleep and couldn't hear him when he wanted me to move....
And then there was this pose.....oh so darling if I do say so myself! (Notice the mood lighting!)
But no...Daddy gets me down after a few minutes of tubby rubs and hugs and kisses (which I do love). My Aussie Mum said Daddy would be in trouble if we weren't allowed on the bed. So I'm telling the world...I AM NOT ALLOWED TO SLEEP ALL NIGHT IN THE BED!
Oh Princess this is greatly unfair. Daddy knew the conditions when you went over there and it was definitely sleeping in a king size bed. I will book you a flight back with Qantas asap if this problem isn't rectified immediately!! Look how comfy you are and you barely take up any room. Tell Daddy as he so loves the water bed he bought you, he can sleep on that! It is Autumn (Fall) over there now so a Princess has to be snuggly!! Ok so it is Hawaii and still hot but hey any excuse. Now get your Daddy to contact me right away so this gross injustice can be fixed.
ReplyDeleteMATILDA MUST SLEEP IN THE KING SIZE BED. MATILDA IS A PRINCESS
Thank you very much Aussie Mum....my personal king-sized bed is being delivered shortly. Wheeeee!
ReplyDeleteHey Matilda, I know exactly how you feel my family dont seem to want me to sleep on the big beds either. I have been found a couple of times testing the beds, must say very comfy, however dad is very insistent that I get off. Very unfair as there is this huge white bear that gets to sit on the bed all day and at night gets to sit in the rocking chair (also banned for Dig B). I do however get to sleep with Steph, the other old english. We are coming into summer over in beautiful WA, the crops are nearing harvest and the sun is up at around 5am and so is mum. I get to help with the horses and have found that they have the best water buckets in the world, you can get your whole body into them they are just wonderful, however I am usually not allowed back in the house until I have dried off and been brushed to remove all the dirt gained from stable to house. You need to get one of these horse water buckets, I also have at my convience something called a dam, this is filled with water, but mum will only let me near it with her, in case I drown. Cant see how that will happen I'm a great swimmer, but rules are rules I suppose. I have been back to the Vets, apparently I am still under weight and I now get to have all this fancy stuff like kidney and heart from this special dog shop. I feel fine but mum tends to lock me in the garden a lot now so I cant do too much exercise, means I cant go over to the shearing shed or stables without adult supervision. Steph doesn't mind she just sleeps on the lawn in the sun or on the bed on the verandah, Bootz the Shitzu can get through a tiny gape in the fence however I am too big now. I went to the beach the other day with my brother from Perth (Mathew) it was awesome. I barked at the waves but oh the water it was endless. Mathew got in trouble though because when I got home mum thinks I got a little sunburned on my nose because we were at the beech for to long, Mat said he would take me again cause all these nice girls stopped to admire me and talk to him a couple of them even asked all about me and gave Mat phone numbers and stuff. They must want to keep up with me and how I'm growing. Any way I have rambled a fair bit, hope you enjoy your king size bed, cant see me getting one, but then again I'm only the brother of a princess. Gotta go its Saturday and I get to go in the car to go shopping. Love to you all Dig B.
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