The Party's Over....

Now I know how little Cindy Lu felt when the Grinch stole Christmas!  The tree is soooo bare and I keep looking for more presents!   Of course, the Grinch didn't steel all my presents....ummmm....I ate them!

Now my tummy hurts and Dr. Rob says I must be on a very bland diet for a while.  BUMMER...but I get to eat slippery elm (oh yeah, can't fool me...Daddy tells me it's ALL the rage down under but we Princesses know better!)..... I want me kibbles! and Treats!  Where's my gourmet duck boob that Daddy always gives me to get in my crate at night?  Oh WHAT'S a Princess to do!!!???

I must say, if I do say so myself, that I was MAR-VAH-LUS with this tree thing....I didn't eat ONE ornament (yet!).  NO fences for THIS girl.....I would MUCH rather eat those slippahs that everyone wears here.....

Oh well, wishing ALL my fans a very Happy New Year....especially my Aussie family and friends.   Thanks to Aussie Mum and Dr. Rob for being there....always.  Hugs....

When the Tough Get Dirty, the Tough go....

....Swimming!  Yes, my friends I have my own pool!  Don't you just love the decoration...hand painted by tiny Chinese workers too!  (okay I made that last part up!).    Daddy puts me in here sometimes when I get dirty.  I had just found a wonderful mud puddle. Can you tell??

The only challenge is that after a while, I feel VERY VERY heavy and carrying a huge wool rug on my back is so tiring.....but it's OOOOOHHHHHH so worth it!

P.S.  See I'm NOT so big....but I am up to 52 pounds!!!

What the (*&^!!???

Please excuse my language in the above title...but WE are NOT amused!!!   Okay, I am a PRINCESS.....that has been firmly established.  I am NOT some run-of-the-mill trollop half-breed bitch from the Outback.   So WHAT is Daddy thinking?  He kept saying that Aussie Mom approved it.   So NOW I'm supposed to wear THIS appendage on my coiffure?!  Sorry, dear fans---I'm NOT buying that this is supposed to be some sort of crown....I would've been ecstatic if it was rhinestones at a minimum, diamonds preferably.  But THIS?!   Come on' Daddy...where's the love????