I PASSED!! I PASSED!! And I Didn't Even Study!!!

Okay, wait for it....I must compose myself....Deep breath....Breathe....Sigh.  

Okay, I'm back.....Yes, Dear, Dear Subjects (I mean readers)....Your Hawaiian Princess is further supported in her acknowledged lineage as an Aussie-Hawaiian Princess.  After a grueling, and I do mean GRUELING, eye exam by an ophthalmologist, I received my certification that my eyes are A-OK.

The angst, the trouble, the blurry vision I had to put up with.....but it was worth it to attest that my eyes--as the rest of me--is PERFECT!!!  Aussie Mom had no worries but she verified it with an Australian doctor (just to be sure because one can't always believe these Yanks!)

Here I am with my certiificate with my loyal sister subject, Sophie.....

What does this mean?!  How the hell do I know..... Oh nevermind.....Daddy tells me that this is one step toward me getting preggers and having champion pups and keeping my lineage alive...

Preggers....I have NO idea what that entails but it does sound like oodles of fun....Daddy says that happens when I'm a "woman fully growed" in the famous words of Tammy.....

Okay, I hear the cottonwoods whistling above.....bettter sign off.  I'm STILL waiting for my celebratory cake but Daddy says it would be bad for my tummy....

I'm Gonna Wash that Man Right Outta My Hair....

Hello MatildaFans!   I do NOT mean that I want to wash Daddy out of my hair....although I do wish that sometimes he wouldn't wash my hair so much.  Doesn't he know that grunge is IN for my people???

As I side note, I hope you know that "South Pacific" was filmed on my island sooooo my singing that song is so very appropriate and natural! It is one of our theme songs here on the island....And of course, we do love our pool!

My favorite FAVORITE thing to do is make Daddy wash me all clean, use ALL of his expensive soaps and potions......THEN just when he's ready to dry me, I escape and run ALLLLLL over the yard getting as dirty as I can immediately.  Did you know that dirt sucks up onto fur much more quickly when you're wet!?  Well I discovered that quite easily!

Naturally, I can only pull this trick about 1-2 times before "We are not amused" becomes "Daddy is pissed!"

But it is jolly good fun while it lasts and I get to prolong the joy of my pool.